***ohhhh Friday again****

Here is yet another fabulous confession time:

* i really, i mean really dislike shaving my legs

* no matter what i try, i seem to break out in some sort of nasty rash

* yes, my friends--i think my body is allergic to hygiene

* or something like that........

* so... i have a love/hate deal with the garbage man

*yesterday morning, i was in bed with some lovely *$#% cramps

* i hear down the street--the "beep, beep, beep sound"

* my first thought....ahhh I'm sure Nick took the garbage out

*ummm, perhaps I should look just in case.....

* NO, NO, NO he hasn't!!!!

* I see the garbage man fast approaching

* I put on my robe and book it outside

* I'm waving my flabby arms and screaming WAIT down my driveway

*.....the garbage man does not even look my way

*in fact...i'm pretty sure he speeds up past me

* what the *$#%........seriously!!!

* at this point, the lovely ladies of the neighborhood decide to head out for the day

* they are waving to me as they drive by

* and there i am.......half robed, G's hangin' out, half crazed, pms'ee glory

* ummmm yeah...not my finest moment

* though, I am caught in my robe an awful lot outside these days.......

* i blame it on the leg hygiene problem......and pms.....and....hmmmm

* forgetting that the hubbster locks the bottom lock before he leaves to work

* so anywho, now I'll be sneaking my garbage into neighbors cans the

rest of the week......

* lucky me ;)