*WAIST Management*

Dear Waist,

I know it feels like a decade has passed since we last met. I know I have given empty promises like "when Owen is 2 (he is now 4), I'll get there" or no I won't eat that whole bag of cookies....ummm in one sitting.....or in 2 minutes....or in 3 bites. Anywho, I feel compelled to let you know that I think of you often- like when my pants don't fit or when the "muffin top" is over exceeding the muffin part. I realize I've delighted in creating inches of lushious cellulite and fat pockets in places i didn't even know were possible......like who knew your belly button could consume fat like a water buffalo......many questions like this...keep me up at night. But my dear roundish belly, i am on this quest for good now....i will find you....

you may have to forgive my momentary lapses--like the other day after my step class at 5:30am (which i'm pretty sure the teacher had PMS so she punishes us and makes us all want to vomit after each class, for which i am huffing and puffing and look about to die afterwards)..... i ate a healthy egg white ommelet (which was delicious) but then 4 hours later i decide that it would be in my best interest to eat some of the frozen cookie dough that i made not 2 weeks ago to fill that sugar void i've been missing......

Anywho, to make a long story short- i miss you - i want you back - its all about the dedication..which i'm lacking a bit of....

I realize the 25 pounds i need to lose seem so very far away....most of which are around this goodlookin inner tube that is my waist.....

so goodbye addictive carbs (well...ummmm at least for now....or until my b-day which is in a few weeks :) healthy vege's, fruits, lean meats will now be on the menu........................

...........hahahahahahahahahahahahaha

hahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahaha. okay, okay, that felt better...no but seriously its so on.

love,

ME